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Thursday, January 19, 2012

NFL Conference Championship Preview and Picks

A shocking development in the playoffs thus far is that two of the top three quarterbacks lost last week in Brees and Rodgers and two mediocre quarterbacks made it to the last step before the super bowl. Flacco vs. Brady and Smith vs. Manning who will win and punch their ticket to Indianapolis for the Super Bowl?

Ravens vs Patriots: Two years ago the Ravens embarrassed New England at Foxboro even in spite of Joe Flacco and will probably have to do the same this time around. Brady looked unstoppable last week against Denver and the Ravens defense looked below average against TJ Yates and the run. It took three well timed interceptions for the Ravens to squeak by the Texans. If the Ravens have a shot the defense has to hold Brady to field goals, stop the run, and Ray Rice MUST have at least 20 touches via the pass and the run.
However, the Patriots offense looks like a juggernaut and I don't think there is anyway in heck that the Ravens defense can cover the two athletic tight ends that New England has in Gronkowski and Hernandez. These two will probably take the two best corners the Ravens have which leaves Wes Welker to produce which he is more than capable of doing. In my opinion the Patriots will flip the script on Baltimore and blow them out this time leaving people to question if Flacco is a legitimate quarterback and the Ravens defense as Tom Brady will shred them Sunday afternoon.

My Pick: Patriots by 10


Giants vs 49ers: In a battle of two teams hardly anyone would've picked to be the last two standing in the NFC one team (Giants) has a defense that rushes the passer with the best of any team and the other (49ers) that has the best linebacking corp in football. The Giants are on FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEE! and Eli Manning is playing a lot like his older brother Peyton, the running game has shown up the last two playoff games and they dominated the Packers in every aspect of the game a week ago. If the Giants want to win this game they have to stop the 49ers running game and get constant pressure on Alex Smith to force him into quick ill advised decisions something I think they'll be able to do. The Giants also have to make big plays in the passing game like they have the last few weeks with either Victor Cruz or Hakeem Nicks and the running game must at least keep the linebackers at bay.
The 49ers keys to victory are simple and the core of their success keep the opposing quarterback off the field by running the ball with Frank Gore, be effective with the play-action, get pressure on the quarterback with Justin and Aldon Smith, and punch the ball into the endzone. Please 49ers score touchdowns kicking field goals won't win you this game. last but not least either Crabtree or Vernon Davis need to have a big game and a couple big plays just like last week against the Saints. In conclusion 49ers and Giants on paper looks fairly even and is a battle of the two hottest teams in the NFC over the past 2 months it will be close and I think Eli Manning will play New England once again in the Super Bowl...What....? DEJA VU MUCH?!?!?!?!?!

My Pick: Giants by 4


Next Blog: Recap on the NFL Conference Championship games as well as a Super Bowl Preview

Friday, January 13, 2012

NFL Divisional Playoffs

Its time for the divisional playoffs and with two cinderella's in the AFC (Texans and Broncos) and the juggernauts in the NFC it'll be interesting to see what happens. Here is the divisional playoffs analysis and picks Turbonian style...

1. Texans vs Ravens: In what I hope will be a pretty straight forward and decisive victory for the Ravens I think they have a great defense a great running game, and a mediocre quarterback...Wait a second isn't that exactly what Houston has? Arian Foster vs Ray Rice is going to be a wash, both defenses force turnovers and don't give up a lot of points. So this game will come down to Flacco vs Yates and oh brother! is all I have to say. Flacco has thrown 7 picks in his 5 starts in the postseason but I'm going to go with his experience over Yates since he's a rookie and playing a vaunted defense.

My pick: Ravens by 7

2. Broncos vs Patriots: I picked against the mighty Tebow last week and regretted it but this week I'm going against him with full confidence. I think Tom Brady is going to put up 35+ on the Broncos and there defense will minimize Tebow's passing ability by playing with a deep safety the whole game unlike the Steelers. I also think that although Tebow has potential last weeks game might have been a mirage. I also think Coach Fox will go back to his old ways of playing not to lose which will doom the Broncos and get them in a whole early.

My Pick: Pats by 10

3. Gaines vs Packers: This game I am torn on I want to pick the Packers based off their tremendous offense but their defense is just to suspect for my liking. As long as Eli doesn't get in a whole early I think the Giants D will get pressure on Rodgers quite frequently and he will show rustiness from not playing in 3 weeks. I think Eli will pick apart the Packers defense and the it will come down to Eli in the fourth quarter and this time he will get the last laugh.

My  Pick: Gaines by 3

4. Saints vs 49ers: This game is going to be the game of the weekend to watch, this will pit the best defense in the NFL versus the best offense in the NFL. Whoever said defenses win championships definitely hasn't paid much attention to these past couple decades, juggernaut offenses rule (i.e. Packers last year, Saints the year before, Steelers vs Cardinals, Colts super bowl win) This trend will continue and the Saints will simply take the 49ers to the shed and whoop their ass. Brees for MVP!

My pick: Saints by 10


Next Blog: I will rank the best video game consoles of the past 30 years and give them a grade (A,B,C,D, F)

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

New Years Resolution

I know every year people make New Year's resolutions and most don't succeed, but I will succeed mwahahahaha. Although late my resolution will challenge me greatly for I have a caffeine addiction.

Resolution #1: No more soda pop. This includes caffeinated and non-caffeinated soda for the rest of the year.

Resolution #2: Lose 20 pounds.

so these are my New Year's resolutions a little late I know, sorry this blog isn't very long but my next one will.

NEXT BLOG: NFL Divisional Round Playoff Picks will I pick the mighty Tebow's? Will I pick the highly inconsistent Flacco? Tom Brady? find out tomorrow....

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

NFL Blitz DLC Review

Blitz is back in a big way with an up to date version of the old classic arcade game for only $14.99 on both Xbox live and Playstation marketplace. Let's not waste any time and cut to the chase, I will break it down for you:

Gameplay: Similar to past NFL Blitz games there is the turbo button and massive hits and body slams but unfortunately there are no more after the whistle hits like in previous installments. It stinks not being able to body slam a receiver who's doing a TD dance or throw a quarterback 20 feet after the whistle to show him who his real daddy is.

Graphics/ Commentary: The graphics are pretty good Madden-esque if you will although with the big heads it does look somewhat cheesy. The helmets on fire are a nice touch. The commentary is hilarious and fairly random which is entertaining in of itself from food references to comments on big hits Madden can learn a lot from this.

Replay Value: Always fun to play whether its with a friend or an arch enemy over the internet NFL Blitz has high replay value. There are also challenging computers to defeat who have robots..NFL players tackling metal robots yes!!!!!! best idea everrrrrrr!

Overall NFL Blitz proved to be back and better than ever with its fully relicensed  NFL deal Blitz is sure to hit big with past and present gamers and make Madden ashamed to breathe.

For a DLC the overall rating will be a 9 out of 10 only downfall is lack of playcalling.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

The Game of the Century Round II LSU vs Alabama

This may be the worst national title game in the history of college football on the offensive side of the ball. Neither team has a quarterback that's ever mediocre or an offense that's capable of putting up 20 points in this game. Sure you can say the defenses are soooooo good but in truth these teams are offensively challenged and McCaron is pretty much garbage and can't throw to save his life and is lucky that he has Trent Richardson to cover up his terrible QB play. As for Jordan Jefferson he can't throw either and more often than not the honey badger has to bail him out with a big play on defense or special teams.

With all the scoring in the bowl games this year I hope LSU smashes Alabama by 20 points and it causes an uproar about the BCS system but I sincerely doubt LSU will put up 20 points. What I don't understand is how the Seahawks played the Browns earlier this year in the same sort of game as LSU vs Bama and had a similar score but somehow all the analyst took out the negatives but when it comes to the "mighty SEC" its a game of the century of two great defenses what a joke.

Dear BCS,
The SEC isn't really that good and is overrated in a lot of aspects and LSU is really lucky that they didn't play Oklahoma State, Wisconsin, Oregon or Stanford because they would get their asses whooped over and over and the honey badger would turn into Andrew Luck or Brandon Weeden, Russel Wilson, or LaMichael James' red headed step child and get taken to the woodshed.

Overall I don't feel like making a prediction for this game because I think its a joke but if I'm forced to LSU by 17 and Bama's kicker continues the trend of kickers missing field goals in the bowl season.

SEC is overrated -that is all-

Thursday, January 5, 2012

NFL Wild Card Weekend Picks

Houston vs Cincinnati: In a battle of two excellent defenses and young inexperienced quarterbacks that heavily rely on their running game I think the Bengals are the better team and will win this game. Its a shame that the year the Texans finally go to the playoffs they don't have their number one quarterback Matt Schaub. This will be a low scoring game, possibly a battle to 20 points and I think the Bengals defense is a bit better and Dalton is better than TJ Yates.

My Pick Bengals by 3

Detroit vs New Orleans: In the dome of death for the away teams Drew Brees will make everyone forget the dud from last year and the Saints and Brees will put up 30+ against a highly overrated Lions defense and Stafford will get his but not enough to overcome the great robot Brees. The Saints are also a balanced offense attack and Sproles is a great compliment to Brees and the Lion have absolutely no running game and Megatron will be double covered all game.

My Pick Saints by 10

Atlanta vs New York Giants: This is the game that will make or break Matt Ryan early in his career, coming in he is 0-2 in the playoffs and needs a playoff win to solidify himself as a elite NFL quarterback.Eli Manning is probably the fourth best QB in the NFL this year and the most clutch QB this year and this season has reeked eerily of 2007 i.e. Super Bowl year. If Eli can get a little bit of a running game going and Osi plays like pre-injured Osi I think the Giants will run away with this game. The last and most important factor can the Giants cover and keep Julio Jones in check and not get beat deep short answer YES!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah and Victor Cruz will have 100+ receiving yards.

My Pick Giants by 4 (Yes another excellent 4th quarter by Eli Manning) bleh now I'm going to get killed by an Eagles fan

Pittsburgh vs Denver: Dear Lord Tim Tebow x_x the worst passer in NFL history I think yes, move over Rick Meir, Ryan Leaf, and Brian Bosworth Tebow takes the cake. Tebow is an NFL player just not a QB he can't throw, read defenses, or anything a quarterback should be able to do. Its a mortal sin and against everything I stand for to vote for Rapist-Berger but I hope they win handily to end the Tebowmania and he finally gets moved to a fullback like he should.

Pittsburgh by 17 (Broncos will score maybe 6 points)

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Top 5 NFL Players of 2011

1. Drew Brees: I know Aaron Rodgers is part robot but Drew Brees is the passer in the NFL sorry Rodgers. Yes Brees throws more interceptions but he puts up video game like numbers, broke Dan Marino's passing yards in a season record and the Saints may be marching to the super bowl.

2. Aaron Rodgers: He led the Packers to a 15-1 record and won a super bowl but after Matt Flynn's performance on Sunday I wander if Rodgers is more of a system quarterback rather than a pure passing phenom.

3. Lesean "Shady" McCoy: The best running back of 2011 and its a crime that he didn't get the football more and the only reason the Eagles didn't go to the playoffs is because of Andy Reid's arrogance in throwing the ball at a 60-40 ratio. When, in fact, McCoy should get 20+ carries a game rather than a measly 10-15. Dare I say he reminds me of Barry Sanders? Yes I do he breaks ankles on a regular basis and has the best lateral quickness I've seen since Barry.

4. Ray Rice: Another fantastic running back that if the Ravens stay true to their formula of run first will make it to the super bowl. Rice is a great runner and dangerous in the open field and Flacco's best receiver. Reminds me a lot of Marshall Faulk only bulkier and more powerful.

5. Megatron... I mean Calvin Johnson: Best receiver hands down in the NFL he and Stafford could be a potent combination in the future. He's physical, fast, and one of the best rout runners in the NFL. Andre Johnson was a close second.

Where's Tom Brady? ehm. Brady is good but was out shined by Brees and Rodgers as both made fewer mistakes. Snub much? I think not

Next blog its playoff time in the NFL I will make my picks for the Wild Card weekend.

Monday, January 2, 2012

Top 5 College Football Players of 2012

This year has had a lot of excitement from hail mary passes i.e. Michigan St. vs Wisconsin to shootouts where defense's are no where to be found. It also has the worst national title game ever, but anyways these are my top 5 college players of 2012:

1. Robert Griffin III: Hands down the best college football player this year and its a crime that he won't be the number one pick in the NFL Draft. He's better than Andrew Luck and underrated and under appreciated kind of like a new age Randall Cunningham or Mike Vick but faster and a better pure passer.

2. Andrew Luck eheh Just Kidding o_0... Matt Barkley: Another quarterback that's better than Andrew Luck and was smart to wait a year to come out for the NFL and has a huge contract waiting for him next year. A lock as the number one pick in the 2013 Draft.

3. Justin Blackmon/ Brandon Weeden: The best tandem in college football and should've been one of the two teams in the national title.

4. Oregon Ducks Rushing Game.. LaMichael James, Kenjon Barner, The Black Mamba DeAnthony Thomas: The best rushing attack in NCAA football and the fastest guys in college football. The Mamba will terrorize defenses for the next few years.

5. Kendall Wright: RGIII's beast of a receiver should be a top 10 pick, he has get away from the cops speed and is physical. "Seahawks please draft"

Coming up next blog we will continue the top 5 theme as we go over the top 5 football players of 2012 Aaron Rodgers YOU will be on my list but another well known QB won't one word ugh is a hint :p